Cid Shayari – Pj Cid Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…

Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…

Daya pata lagao, akhir ye khooon hua kaise!!!

shukriya shukriya….

 

Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…

Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…

Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!

wah wah…

wah wah…

 

Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…

Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…

Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai!!!

 

Gaur farmaiyega…

Bada hi naazuk sher hai…

Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….

Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….

Abhijeet, yahi hai wo asli khuni!!!

wah wah…..

mashalla….

 

Ek aur pesh karte hai…

Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…

Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…

Daya ghar ka kona kona chan maro!!!!

 

Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….

Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….

Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi!!!

 

Ek akhari arz karta hu…

Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…

wah wah..

Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…

Abhijeet, daal me zarur kuch kala hai!!!!

 

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……

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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……

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ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona

chan maro………..

 

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

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Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

 

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool

khilega..

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool

khilega..

 

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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Double Meaning Shayari – Double Meaning Jokes Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA

Uss ne manga to khara ho gya

RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA

Mein ne diya to chout gya

PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA

 

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai

unka

Mobile Charge

 

U picked me up,U took me home,

U put ur hands around my waist,

U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.

THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,

jawaab mere sawaal ka…….

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,

rome rome jazbaat ka……….

Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,

yun jawaab sawaal ka………

Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,

Rukh apni baat ka……..

Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath mein,

kaam apne office ka…..

Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,

bhed coding logic ka…….

Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,

garam cup coffee ka..

Aur khud pakad leti hai mera…

thanda glass juice ka….

Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad ke daal hi doon,

baloon mein phool gulab ka…

Dalte hi gir jata hai,

patta patta gulab ka…!

 

Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke.

Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke.

Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo,

Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

 

Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES

 

Do you Know?

Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?

Bad-MIND:-

Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….

AUR

LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

 

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

 

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

 

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro

 

Santa Banta Shayari – Santabanta Funny Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!

 

Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,

Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!

 

“Umar ki Raah Mein Insaan Badal jaatein Hain,

Waqt ki aandhi mein tufaan badal jaatein hain,

Kasoor mera nahi , AE parda Nashien !!

Husn ko Dekhkar Imaan badal Jatein hain.”

 

Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,

Gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,

Tum aajao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,

Shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai.

 

Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;

Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;

Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;

Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;

Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!

 

Ye Waqt Nahin Hai Rone Ka,

Ye Waqt Hai Bacha Hone Ka,

Uss Waqt Kyun Nahin Royi Thi,

Jab Chipak Ke Mujhse Soyee Thi,

Aab Jo Kiya Hai Wo Bharo,

Tab To Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo!

 

Na Teer Na Talwaar,

Agar Mujhse Hai Pyaar,

To Khol Apni Salwaar,

Mera Shastra Hai Taiyaar,

Houngaa Tujhpe Sawaar,

Jaldi Se Apni Chadhi Utaar,

Teri Bharni Hai Daraar!

 

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;

Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!

 

Dosti to sirf eak ittephak hai,

Ye to dilo ki mulaqat hai

Dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,

Aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.

 

Gum ki aanch per anshun ubal kar dekho,

rang ban jaynge kisi per dal kar dekho,

Tumhare seene ki jalan cum hogi jaroor,

kisi ke pawon se kanta nikal kar dekho.

 

Comedy Shayari – Comedy Shayari In Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari | Posted on 24-04-2012

Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,

Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .

Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,

Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

 

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,

Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,

Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,

Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

 

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,

Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,

Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

 

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,

Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,

Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

 

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,

husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,

faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,

ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

 

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi

wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi

main sindoor le kar khada tha

wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

 

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,

Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,

Zamana teji ka hai,

Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!

Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,

Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

 

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style

Hawa me udna panchi ka style

Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style

Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

 

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar,

par yeh sochkar kehte hain,

ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

 

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

thoda nai besumar kiya tha,

dil tut kar reh gaya,

jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

 

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

 

Comedy Shayari SMS – Funny Shayari Sms

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Hindi Shayri SMS | Posted on 24-04-2012

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Begana kaho ya deewana,

Suno is dil ka fasana,

Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

 

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai

Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai

Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,

Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

 

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,

jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

 

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari

Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri

Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

 

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

 

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

 

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,

Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast

Miss call toa kar liya karo

 

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi

Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi

Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi

Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

 

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

 

Itna khusnasib to hum na the

Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the

Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye

ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Comedy Shayari In Punjabi – Funny Punjabi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Punjabi Shayari | Posted on 24-04-2012

baari barsi khatan gaya c

main kiha baari barsi khatan gay c

te khat ke liande kele

bote te chadh de da

mera chain vich fass gaya pauncha

 

kaash un hassenaon k baap mar jaate

hum bhi afsos k bahane gale mil aate

fir socha ae dil aisa sochna paap hai

ek din tujhe bhi banna kissi haseena ka baap hai

 

Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga

tu ruth vi jayegi ta tenu manavaga

man javi aae sanam mere manane se

warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga…

 

Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri

dil hega mera dhadkan hegi teri

pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni

kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri…

 

Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga

tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga

saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich

lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…

 

Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega

sada dil twade dil nal mil jan wala hega

rakhi khula apne dil de darwaje nu

sada khyal twade dil vich aan wala hega..

 

Us pal nu sanjoo kar rakhya hega

jado mere hath nu tera hath milya

khush kismat hega main is jahan vich

jo meinu jindagi vich tera sath milya…

 

Aksar Lok Eh Puchde Ne,

Tera Mera Ki Rishta ?

Main Aksar Ehi Khenda Haan,

Jo Rab Ne Banaya,

Ohi Sahamne Aaya.

Comedy Shayari In Hindi – Shayari Jokes In Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Hindi Shayari | Posted on 24-04-2012

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi

wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi

main sindoor le kar khada tha

wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

 

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,

Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,

Zamana teji ka hai,

Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!

Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,

Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

 

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style

Hawa me udna panchi ka style

Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style

Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

 

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,

Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,

Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

 

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,

husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,

faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,

ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

 

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar,

par yeh sochkar kehte hain,

ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

 

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

thoda nai besumar kiya tha,

dil tut kar reh gaya,

jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

 

Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

 

Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,

Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .

Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,

Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

 

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,

Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,

Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,

Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

 

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,

Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,

Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..