Funny Shayari In Hindi – Shayari Jokes In Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 07-05-2012

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,

Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,

Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,

Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.

 

 

N, A, M, A, S, K, A, A, R

Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,

Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,

Swarg me how to Apsara bhejo,

Agar narak me how to,

Enjoy urself.

 

 

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U Very Much

Believe Me

I Really Like U

Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-“PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI”

 

 

Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?

S=Sab Ko

M=Mohabbat Se

S=Satao

ye hein sms

 

 

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,

Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.

Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,

Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

 

 

Chandni raat thi,

nadi ka kinara tha,

Asman me taro ka nazara tha,

premi ne

pyar se

hole se

muskarate hue

premika se kaha.

“Darling.

BIDEE PIOGEE ?

 

 

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

 

 

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

 

 

Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye

Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He

Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus

Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!

 

 

Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,

kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,

meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,

ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.

 

 

2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.

Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai….

 

 

Hilarious Hindi Shayari

Aap kis gum me bethe ho,

Mera ek kaam kar do na,

Meri julfo ko lehra kar,

Ju nikal do na !

 

 

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,

Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

 

 

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,

Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,

Gf is wisky, wife is risky,

Gf is rani, wife is paresani,

Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

Taj Mahal Funny Shayari – Taj Mahal Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 05-05-2012

Har Nazar Mai Ek Kashish Hoti Hai

Har Dil Mai Ek Chahat Hoti Hai

Mumkin Nahi Har Ek Ke Liye TAJMAHAL Bananan

Kyonki Har Dil Mai Chaar – Paanch Mumtaz Hoti Hai

 

zindagi lambi hai dost banate chalo

zindagi lambi hai dost banate chalo…

sur mile na mile dil milate chalo…

Taj Mahal banana to bohat COSTLY hai

Taj Mahal banana to bohat COSTKY hai…

Bas har gali me MUMTAJ banate chalo…….

 

har gali mumtaj banaoge,

miyan bada pachta-oge,

itani badi aabadi ko fir,

kya hawapaani khilao-ge

 

Tajmahal kii diwaaro

par aaj bhi likha hai

ladko kii khopdi mein

gadhe ka bhoosa bhara hai….

 

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,

To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,

Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,

Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

 

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,

Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete…

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…

 

Prem to humein bhi karna tha

par baat khas hui nahi,

Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha

par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.

 

khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,

khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,

raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

 

Last night I dreamt that

I was walking with GOD &

I told him that I have a friend Like U …

he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.

 

Mujhe Guman Tah Chaha Bahoot Zamane Ne Mujhe

Main Azeez Sabko Tah Magar Zarurat Ke Liye

* ~ Main Aur Mere Tanhayee ~ *

Cid Shayari – Pj Cid Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…

Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…

Daya pata lagao, akhir ye khooon hua kaise!!!

shukriya shukriya….

 

Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…

Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…

Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!

wah wah…

wah wah…

 

Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…

Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…

Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai!!!

 

Gaur farmaiyega…

Bada hi naazuk sher hai…

Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….

Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….

Abhijeet, yahi hai wo asli khuni!!!

wah wah…..

mashalla….

 

Ek aur pesh karte hai…

Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…

Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…

Daya ghar ka kona kona chan maro!!!!

 

Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….

Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….

Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi!!!

 

Ek akhari arz karta hu…

Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…

wah wah..

Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…

Abhijeet, daal me zarur kuch kala hai!!!!

 

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……

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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro……

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ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona

chan maro………..

 

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

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Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

 

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool

khilega..

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool

khilega..

 

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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Double Meaning Shayari – Double Meaning Jokes Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA

Uss ne manga to khara ho gya

RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA

Mein ne diya to chout gya

PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA

 

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai

unka

Mobile Charge

 

U picked me up,U took me home,

U put ur hands around my waist,

U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.

THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,

jawaab mere sawaal ka…….

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,

rome rome jazbaat ka……….

Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,

yun jawaab sawaal ka………

Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,

Rukh apni baat ka……..

Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath mein,

kaam apne office ka…..

Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,

bhed coding logic ka…….

Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,

garam cup coffee ka..

Aur khud pakad leti hai mera…

thanda glass juice ka….

Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad ke daal hi doon,

baloon mein phool gulab ka…

Dalte hi gir jata hai,

patta patta gulab ka…!

 

Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke.

Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke.

Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo,

Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

 

Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES

 

Do you Know?

Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?

Bad-MIND:-

Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….

AUR

LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

 

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

 

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

 

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro

 

Santa Banta Shayari – Santabanta Funny Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!

 

Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,

Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!

 

“Umar ki Raah Mein Insaan Badal jaatein Hain,

Waqt ki aandhi mein tufaan badal jaatein hain,

Kasoor mera nahi , AE parda Nashien !!

Husn ko Dekhkar Imaan badal Jatein hain.”

 

Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,

Gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,

Tum aajao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,

Shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai.

 

Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;

Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;

Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;

Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;

Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!

 

Ye Waqt Nahin Hai Rone Ka,

Ye Waqt Hai Bacha Hone Ka,

Uss Waqt Kyun Nahin Royi Thi,

Jab Chipak Ke Mujhse Soyee Thi,

Aab Jo Kiya Hai Wo Bharo,

Tab To Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo!

 

Na Teer Na Talwaar,

Agar Mujhse Hai Pyaar,

To Khol Apni Salwaar,

Mera Shastra Hai Taiyaar,

Houngaa Tujhpe Sawaar,

Jaldi Se Apni Chadhi Utaar,

Teri Bharni Hai Daraar!

 

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;

Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!

 

Dosti to sirf eak ittephak hai,

Ye to dilo ki mulaqat hai

Dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,

Aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.

 

Gum ki aanch per anshun ubal kar dekho,

rang ban jaynge kisi per dal kar dekho,

Tumhare seene ki jalan cum hogi jaroor,

kisi ke pawon se kanta nikal kar dekho.

 

Short Funny Shayari – Short Funny Shayari Poems

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Short Shayari | Posted on 22-04-2012

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein

aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye

but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light ,

Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight ,

Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right ,

To Bolo Good Night..

 

dilo ko kharidne waale hazaar mil jayenge,

duniya main daga dene waale baar baar mil jayenge,

milenahi aapko hum jaisa koi ,

milne ko DOST beshumar mil jayenge

 

kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi

hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge,

mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi,

ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”

“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar

subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 

Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota,

har pathar chamakdar nahin hota;

dosti dekh kar karna dost,

kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

ek jaam mohabat ke naam.

Ek jaam wafa k naam,

puri botal bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

By god tere bharibharkam sharir

ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 

Latest Funny Shayari – Funny Hindi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Latest Shayari | Posted on 22-04-2012

Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…..

Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…..

Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.

 

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,

Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,

Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,

Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!

 

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,

Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,

Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,

1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.

 

A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,

meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,

Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR…..

sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega…..!

 

Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.

Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.

Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.

Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.

 

Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,

Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao…..!

to kuch aur bhi dikhe……!!

 

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.

Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.

Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

 

Arz hai..jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai,

gaur farmayiga… Jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai

aur jo sar me dard de use Sardar kehte hai

 

Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?

E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

 

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,

Apartment manga.. bangla dia,

Dost manga to tumhain diya,

Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.

 

Funny Birthday Shayari – Funny Birthday Sms

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 20-04-2012

Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se

Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se

har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau

Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se

 

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare

Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare

Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai

Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare

 

Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara

Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara

Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi

Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya

Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi

Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar

Aur hum aapko Janmdin Mubarak kehte rahein har baar..

 

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,

Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,

Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,

Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

 

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda

Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada

Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

 

Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare

Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare

Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi

Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhari..

 

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin

Main kabhi na bhulonga apne yaar ka janmdin

Chahe woh ho mera akhri din

Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega

Jispe likha hoga mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin

 

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye

Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye

Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha

Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye

Funny Shayari Jokes – Funny Shayari Collection

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi

hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge,

mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi,

ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”

“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar

subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein

aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but

kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

ek jaam mohabat ke naam.

Ek jaam wafa k naam,

puri botal bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

By god tere bharibharkam

sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Love Shayari Jokes – Love Shayari Collection

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Love Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja

Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain

Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar

Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

 

Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal bitana,

Bahut mushkil hota hai dil ko samjana,

Yaar zindagi toh beet jayegi,

Bus mushkil hota hai kuch logo ko bhul pana…

 

Na dil mei basakar bhulaya karte hai,

Na hasakar rulaya karte hai,

Kabhi mehsoos kar k dekh lena,

Hum jaise toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai…

 

Love is like standing in the wet cement,

The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave

And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

 

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye

Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye

Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha

Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

 

U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,

darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,

itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,

warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

 

Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga

Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga

Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna

Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

 

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,

Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mei dubo diya,

Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,

Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya…

 

Khush nasib hote hai badal,

Jo dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Aur ek badnasib hum hai,

Jo ek hi duniya mei rehkar bhi,

Milne ko taraste hai…

 

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai

Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi

Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

 

Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,

Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

 

I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,

For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,

But when I sat down to write all I can write was….

I can’t live without you!!!