Friendship Shayari in Marathi – Marathi Friendship Sms

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Posted by admin | Posted in Friendship Shayri, Marathi Shayari | Posted on 14-04-2012

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave

Na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet

Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet

Na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

 

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat

Wahun jate sahwasache pani

Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto

Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

 

Fulanchi Komalata,

Chandanacha Sugandh,

Chandanyachi Shitalata,

Suryacha Tej Tujhi Maitri….

 

Sagalyaut Bahumulya Bhet Vastu

Konatyahi Dukanat Milat Nahi

Kiva Pruthvichya Garbhatun Hi Nahi….

Tar ti Milate Mitrachya Hrudayat…………….

 

Mitra Jagat Ati Anandadayak

Kahi Asel Tar Tujhi Maitri…..

 

Sukhat Sukhi Hoto Ananadat Anandit Hoto,

Pan Dukhat Hatat Hat Ghalun Barobari Ne

Ubha Rahato to Mitr………

 

Aayushyachya Rastyavar Anek Manse Bhetat,

Tyatal Kuni Aaple Hakkache Hotat,

Vaten Jaat Asatana Aapli Nati Japay Te Shiktat,

Pan Achanak As Kahi Hot Ki, Te Khup Lamb Nighun Jatat,

Tevha Shillak Rahtat Tyaa Faktt Aathvani Aani Aapan Swataha…

 

Chandrachi sauli Suryacha tej

Bhaste Maj Aaaj TUJYHAVACHUN.,

Maniche kahur,pavlanchi chahul,

Jagte rajani Aaaj TUJYAVACHUN.,

Jharyache he jharne,pananche he padne,

Nustech radne TUJYAVACHUN.,

Jagachi hi Aaag, nayni roz jaag,

Kuna ghalu Saad TUCHYAVACHUN!!!

 

Tuza aanandat mi sukhavate…

Tuza dukhat: mi dukhavte!

Mala swapnacha vatevar tuzich sath asate,

Mazaa ya othanvar tuzech smeet asate,

Aaplyaa hriddastt bhavananch aaple prem ek aavishkar

Tuzach sath sangtin,

Hoi jivnache swapnn sakar tuz maz vishva ek tujhich prem vedi

 

Tughya galavar jo rag aahe

Toch tar maghya premacha pahela bhag aahe.

Marathi Shayari – Free Marathi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 10-04-2012

Thjhya-majhya madhe kiti yojane antar..

tu mala an me tula ase samantar !

janmantarechi sath he aapuli…

tari nate adhir – adhantar !

 

ahe ayushya ekach, tyat majja karana

lapvaicha kashala ugich garaj nastana

nahi mhannar amhi tumha “are lagna karana”

wishay hi kadhnar nahi kadhi gappa martana

 

Mitra mhanala baba zalo… tu kadhi honar sang?

Baba houn sang mitra fitel ka aayushyacha pang?

 

manya ahe amha ha navin jamana

amhihi tyatlech kay sangu bahana

maja watte mhanun pahun tumha doghana

pan olkhun astat chorach dusrya chorana

 

Janma anun tya jiwala neun palnagharat tang

Shiksaha bhoganya ashi tayani kai kela aparadh sang

Jai jithe to ya jagat lawawi lagel satat rang

Baba whaichi zali tayari tuzai tari kashi sang

 

Mitra mhanalas kitti kitti aawarjunhi

“amcha tasa kahi nahi

fakta maitri, nahi ankhi kahi

tuza ugach chalta bagh doka kahibahi”

 

Pan sakal sandhyakal tumchi sobat jai

phonewar na bolta hi rahawat nahi

dusrikade baghitlas tuhi

ki hote tichi lahi lahi

tari mhantos mitra “tasa kahi nahi”

 

Mahitye mala hona baba kam nahi sopa

Kundit lavli sahaj tari jopasawi lagtat ropa

zadana tari hot nahi kadhi sardi kiwa taap

chimuklya jiwala tya ghari sodta hoil swathawar santaap

 

sakali lavkar jaun yeto ushira asa maza kam

baykocha hi tasach ahe nahi palbhar aram

bal sambhalaila mag thevavi lagtil molane loka

nusta wichar kela tari gargarta he doka

 

prapanchacha wadhwa karun hoil jiwachi lahi

manya mala ahe swartha hyat motha mazahi

Baba whaichi ajun tari mazi tayari nahi

Mhanun sangto mitra ghai nako kahi… ghai nako kahi.

Funny Shayari in Marathi – Marathi Jokes Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 10-04-2012

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat

Wahun jate sahwasache pani

Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto

Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

 

Priye

Tu mala havi aahes

Majya sobat

Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

aikache aahet te

Premache teen shabda

me bill bharte ..

 

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,

rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna

rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan

mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!

 

Rang-gandhachya utsavat

Samil hou ya sarejan

Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun

Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.

Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

 

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Me tula

Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

 

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave

na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet

grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet

na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

 

Sakali hastes

Dupari hastes

Sandhyakali hastes

Ratri hastes

Gharat hastes

Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes

Jatana baghun hastes

Tila kay vaatte

Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

 

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.

Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi

Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

 

lal pivli kombadi

tiche tiche karde karde paii

barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na

tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

 

Shant niwant shishir sarala.

Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.

Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.

“Nutaan Varshabhinandan

 

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt

Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt

Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

 

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,

Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,

Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,

Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

 

Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar

T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

 

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…

Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…

Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

 

Priyee

Me phule magitlee

Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas

Mayn dagad magitlaa

Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis

Mayn morpis magitlee

Tu mala mor dilas

bahiree aahes kee key ?

Dosti Marathi Shayari – Free Marathi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 19-05-2010

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"

Antar

Thjhya-majhya madhe kiti yojane antar..
tu mala an me tula ase samantar !
janmantarechi sath he aapuli…
tari nate adhir – adhantar !

datlele shabda othi, pochavu kase tula?
aasusleli mazi mithi, pathavu kashi tula?
hunkar tuza aikun hotase jiwachi lahi….
lachar me asa, bas ithun tujla pahi !

rutu ala, gela rutu… atur tu
kshitija par meelan he jane tu
sakhe-ladake jara pratiksha, dhir jara…
meghduta save oli maya bhijavel dhara !

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle………" Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki ‘To bench’, ‘Ti shala’, ani ‘Te mastar!!!’ Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

Diwas

Aala diwas gela anik
             zala punha juna,
‘Udya’ ujade an darashi
             janu nava pahuna !

nawe swapna, nawya aasha
             mani umle punha,
madhech algad aani aachanak
             daar wajwi, smruti-khuna !

Harek diwasachi aapuli olakh
             jyachya-tyachya mana,
anubhav mhanti koni aanik
             ‘aayushya’ koni mhana !!

Funny Marathi Shayari – Best Marathi Shayari Sms

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 19-05-2010

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

Shwaas

Phonewar bolta bolta tu nijun swapnancha gawa gelis
pan tuza shwasancha manda swar mala aiku yet hota
haluch haat dharun jasa mala tuza kushit net hota
nusta tuza shwas aikun man shanta hota
tu zopi gelis tari mala maza man bolat hota
shwasatna tuza aaikaila mala tyachi dhad dhad yete
tuza chatit rahatai na te tyala mazi aathavan yete
mazakadcha tuza manala bhetaichi odh lagte
kai sangu priye tula tuza shivay kasa jagto me
jagto kai kasa basa diwas kadhto me
kadhi to diwas yeil hyachich wat ahey
aasha tevdhich budnaryasathi gavatacha taat ahey

Me ani tu

Tuzi me
maza tu,
apan ekmekanche…..

maze dole
tuzich chata,
swapna chandnyache…

tuze oth
mazi godi,
gupit bharavlya kshanache….

maze shwas
tuzi dhaddhad,
sanket melanache…..

tuzi me
maza tu
satya jeevanache…..

Marathi Kavita Shayari – Marathi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 19-05-2010

Ankalicha paus

Aaj achanak ankali ha paus kashane aala
wasantat bhijalelya tichiya kesancha gandha athavuni gela
Garda megh he asamantatuni gadaduni barsuni jati
petavati mag antari ticha aathavanincha wati

ankalaicha pavasat hya bhijne yogya nahi
jawali asta ti tichiya athavanit rujne yogya nahi
man wede ha paus kasahi god hyala wate
athavan hi tashi hatale sanja an pahate

ankalicha paus ha tikla nahi kahi
athavanicha deep matra ha nitant tevata rahi
sanga dostaho pavasat he man ka wede rujate
pavasacha nava khali he aathavanit ka ho bhijte

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Wedi Kavita

Diwas Unhalyacha ahey taplela
pan jiwachi ghalmel unha mule nahi
ayushacha watewar je walan me ghetlela
aaplya sukhacha gavi aaplyala pochvel ki nahi

Julleli mana kadhi wegli houn dhad-dhadtana
kadhi ekmekan pasun lapvun thoke chukavtana
dolyat naslela hasu othanvar umattana
waya jatai jeevan wirahat jagtana

tuza watela dole laun bastana
pratyek kshanat wicharancha wadalacha paus
doka mhanta nako weda hous
pan manatna haak yete nako na jaus

wadalapasun lapaila tuza kushit aalo tar
tithe pan kelai eka wadalane ghar
hi wadale shanta honar kadhi
wahanar kadhi shantapane nithal premachi nadi

aaj maze shabdahi waryawar bhirbhirtait
wawtalicha aawegat aapla artha haravtait
artha purna harvaicha aat wawtal saru de
shabdancha hya mazya artha tula kalu de… artha tula kalu de…