Shayari Jokes – Shero Shayari Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,

Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mei dubo diya,

Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,

Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya…

 

Khush nasib hote hai badal,

Jo dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Aur ek badnasib hum hai,

Jo ek hi duniya mei rehkar bhi,

Milne ko taraste hai…

 

Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.

Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,

Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…

 

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai

is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

 

SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai

lekin dil ghabrata hai

kyunke balance jata hai

lekin asal maza tab aaata hai

jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Every body wants:

sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,

sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,

sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,

tabhi to mein kahon

sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

 

Main aur tum,

tum aur main,

yani hum dono,

aaj raat ko,

ek baje k baad,

akele main,

chup k se,

bistar pe late k,

ek dosre ko,

SmS karain gey.

 

Dear customer,

u r not using your sms service properly.

your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.

to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender

 

When i don’t get your sms

a little pain in my heart

a small tear in my eyes and

sadness falls on my face.

what is this?

it’s nothing

“Just Dramabazi.”

 

Na dil mei basakar bhulaya karte hai,

Na hasakar rulaya karte hai,

Kabhi mehsoos kar k dekh lena,

Hum jaise toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai…

Funny Shayari Jokes – Funny Shayari Collection

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi

hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge,

mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi,

ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”

“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar

subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein

aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but

kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

ek jaam mohabat ke naam.

Ek jaam wafa k naam,

puri botal bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

By god tere bharibharkam

sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Shayari Jokes SMS – Funny Shayari Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

 

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan….

 

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Aur chillake bole…..

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai. jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

 

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan….

 

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Aur chillake bole…..

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai…

Hindi Shayari Jokes – Funny Hindi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Every body wants:

sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,

sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,

sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,

tabhi to mein kahon

sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

 

Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.

Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,

Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…

 

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai

is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

 

SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai

lekin dil ghabrata hai

kyunke balance jata hai

lekin asal maza tab aaata hai

jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

 

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,

Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,

Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…

 

Dear customer,

u r not using your sms service properly.

your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.

to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Love Shayari Jokes – Love Shayari Collection

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Love Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja

Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain

Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar

Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

 

Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal bitana,

Bahut mushkil hota hai dil ko samjana,

Yaar zindagi toh beet jayegi,

Bus mushkil hota hai kuch logo ko bhul pana…

 

Na dil mei basakar bhulaya karte hai,

Na hasakar rulaya karte hai,

Kabhi mehsoos kar k dekh lena,

Hum jaise toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai…

 

Love is like standing in the wet cement,

The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave

And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

 

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye

Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye

Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha

Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

 

U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,

darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,

itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,

warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

 

Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga

Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga

Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna

Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

 

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,

Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mei dubo diya,

Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,

Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya…

 

Khush nasib hote hai badal,

Jo dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Aur ek badnasib hum hai,

Jo ek hi duniya mei rehkar bhi,

Milne ko taraste hai…

 

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai

Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi

Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

 

Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,

Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

 

I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,

For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,

But when I sat down to write all I can write was….

I can’t live without you!!!