Comedy Sher O Shayari – Funny Sher O Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Sher O Shayari | Posted on 16-04-2012

Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye

Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He

Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus

Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!

 

Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,

kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,

meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,

ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.

 

2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.

Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai….

 

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

 

Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai

jab se main ne kaha hai

“DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA”

 

Ungliya aaj bhi is soch me gum hai

usne kis naye hath ko thama hoga!

 

Muddatton baad mila to naam pooch liya!

bichhartey waqt jees ne kaha tha ke tum bohat yaad bahut aaogey

 

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai…

Jo bina kisi shart k jiya jata hai…

Rahe duriya darmiya to parwah nahi…

Dost to har pal dil me paya jata hai…

 

Kuch tabiyat Hi Mili Thi aisi Ke Chain Se jine ki surat na huwi

Jise chaha use apna na sake jo mila us se mohabbat na huwi

 

Dil ko AADAT si ho gayi hai chott khane ki,

bhigi hui palko ke saath muskurane ki,

kaash anjaam-e-wafa pahale se jaan jate,

toh…

koshish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki!! ”

 

Ye sun k he dil tot gaya hamara…

“THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DAILED IS On Another Call.”

 

N,A,M,A,S,K,A,A,R

Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,

Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,

Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,

Agar narak me ho to,

Enjoy urself.

 

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,

Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,

Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,

Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.

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