Cricket Shayari – Hindi Shayari Cricket

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 03-05-2012

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi

Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi

Par Jeet Hoti Kese!

Hindustan Ne bachun Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

 

Arz kiya hai..

Dil me hai gam itna gehra..

Dil me hai gam itna gehra..

Jo Jeeta hua Match Hara de woh hai “Ashish Nehra”…

 

Ab toh har ghadi yeh dil darega….

Ab toh har ghadi yeh dil darega….

Kya aaj bhi aakhri over NEHRA dalega ??

 

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,

To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?

Ìf All Other Things Remaining The Same, Only For Genious.

 

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Sardar: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,

Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

 

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi

Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi

Par Jeet Hoti Kese!

Pakistan Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi

 

Ek Ladki thi Deewani si,

Tendulkar pe wo Marti Thi,

Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko

Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,

Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,

Gauti se baatein karti thi,

Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,

Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thi,

Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,

par Maahi se wo darti thi,

Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi ki,

Kameeno, World Cup kab Jeetoge???

 

Water ke bin kabhi jee nahi sakte

Scooter ke bin kahin ja nahi sakte

Hal ab ye ho gaya hai cricket mein yaaro

ki yorker ke bin wicket le nahi sakte

 

Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?

Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.

Procter:So you did

Bhajji : (Silence)

Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.

You are banned for 3 matches.

Bhajji :

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