Double Meaning Shayari – Double Meaning Jokes Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA

Uss ne manga to khara ho gya

RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA

Mein ne diya to chout gya

PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA

 

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai

unka

Mobile Charge

 

U picked me up,U took me home,

U put ur hands around my waist,

U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.

THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,

jawaab mere sawaal ka…….

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,

rome rome jazbaat ka……….

Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,

yun jawaab sawaal ka………

Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,

Rukh apni baat ka……..

Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath mein,

kaam apne office ka…..

Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,

bhed coding logic ka…….

Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,

garam cup coffee ka..

Aur khud pakad leti hai mera…

thanda glass juice ka….

Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad ke daal hi doon,

baloon mein phool gulab ka…

Dalte hi gir jata hai,

patta patta gulab ka…!

 

Daalte Hi Jhad Gaye Sab, Tika Na Koi Bhi Phool Gale Mein Mere Haar Ke.

Dard Unko Hua To Nikaal Liya Maine, Kanta Jo Chubha Pairon Main Sarkar Ke.

Cheek Uthay, Chilla Uthay, Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo,

Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tyohaar Ka.

 

Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES

 

Do you Know?

Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?

Bad-MIND:-

Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….

AUR

LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

 

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

 

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

 

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro

 

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