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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 29-04-2012

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,

Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

 

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.

2nd: Mai bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

 

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..

tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.

2nd: Mai bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

 

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..

tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

 

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai?

dunia wale kehte hain ache number lao,

par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai!!

 

“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage,

Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage,

Ek pariksha khatam, to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

 

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chand lamhon me exam aa jayega…

abhi bhi waqt hai, do line pad lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

 

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,

To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,

Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

 

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,

Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,

Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,

Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…

Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

 

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,

Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

 

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