puthi sidi topi nahi,

asi sir dastar sajaunde haan!

jean t-shirt chh saadi shaan nahi,

kurte pajame chh nawaab kahaune haan!

burger pizze nal sada ban daa kujh ni!

pa makhan saag chh rajj ke khande haan!

bazza wale ne sajya panth khalsa,

tahion sawa lakh naal ladna jandey haan!

sir de ke laeyan sardarian ne,

asi avein ni sardar kahaunde haan!

Chand bhi chhip jata hai us ke muskurane se

Din bhi dhal jata hai us ke udas ho jane se

kyun wo nahi samajh paate hain haal-e-Dil mera

ke jeena chhod dete hai us ke rooth jane se

Dil ki batain bata deti hain aankhen,

dharkanon ko jaga deti hain aankhen,

dil pe chalta nahi jadoo chehron ka kabhi,

dil ko to deewana bana deti hain aankhen,

woh hum se baat nahi karte to na kare,

haal saara unke dil ka suna deti hain aankhen,

gham sada rehta nahi aadmi ke saath,

ashk bana kar chhalka deti hain aankhen,

aata hai jab jawaani ka daur to ae dosto,

sunder sapne zehan mein basaa deti hain aankhen,

maana ke neend aati hai aankhon hi ke raste,

magar kabhi kabhi neend uda deti hain aankhen.

Haar jate unse has kar

par haar jaana humne kahan tha sikha

kabhi bayan nahi kiya tha haal-e-dil unse

par har kone pe naam unka hi tha likha

Mehroom haqiqat hai sahil ke tamashayee

hum doob ke samjhe hai daryaon ki gehraayi

Chalte hue badal ke saaye ke ta aqqub mein

ye tashnalabi mujhko sehraon mein le aayi

Ye jabr bhi dekha hai tareekh ki nazron ne

lamhon ne khata ki thi sadiyon ne saza paayi

tanhai gam ka saathi hai, dawa nahi

haath churaya sabhi ne, koi apna rahaa nahi

samandar se motee chunn laye vo

khud ki keemat ka jinhe pataa nahi

sushk palken barasne ko aatoor hardum

bewafai ka tamga unhi ko, jinki koi khataa nahi

sar e baazaar ho raha nilaam koi apna

pher loon aankhe sochkar, ye meri sazaa nahi

kambakht nazren thahar jaati hain sarfire

nihaarti andhere ektakk, isme teri razaa nahi

Meri Raat Din Mein Chupi Hui

Mera Din Chupa Kisi Raat Mein

Meri Zindagi Koi Raaz Hai

Koi Raaz Hai Meri Zaat Mein

Mein Jahan Kahin B Bhatak Gaya

Wahan Girtey Girtey Sambhal Gaya

Mujhe Thokron Se Pata Chala

Mera Haath Hai Kisi Haath Mein

hum laug tau hein kuch devane seh

yeh raqeeb jalte hein mere muskraane seh

na jaane humaara kya anjaam ho ga

sholeh uth reh hein apne aashyaane se

zindgi mein pehli bar humein skoon mila

yeh mujza hua hai kisi se dil lagane se

jab dil mein kisi ko bsaa he liya hai

ab hum baaz na aayein gai samjaane se

aik bar sache dil se koi humein pukaare tau

dorteh chaleh aayein gai unn ke bulaane se

MUTHI band rahe tan USDI keemat hai,

IZZAT ute PARDA rahe ta changa e,

Vehla reh k Nashea de vich pai janda GABRU putt,

kam karda rahe tan changa e,

kise nu chete kar k RON’ch maza bada,

kade kade DIL bharda rahe tan changa e,

KISE ton KUJ v MANGNA “yarra” MAUT brabar hai,

RAB valon hi SARDA rahe tan changa e.

aasra kare woh pagal hai,

ek tuhi sab ka palan haar hai,

sab ke jeewan ka khewan haara hai.

Khud ko sharif batati hai

awara main bhi nahin

matlab bhari is duniya mein

besahara main bhi nahin

pyaar ke is mod pe aake kehti hai

ke shadi shuda hoon

toh sun e khudgar

Umar raftar se guzar jaye to acha hota

wakt ek bar thehar jaye to acha hota

mera dil yu bhi tere kadmo me bikhar gaya hain tutke

tu ise jodke jata to acha hota

Fareb tha hasi may aashiqi samajh baithe,

Maut ko hee apni zindagi samajh baithe,

Waqt ka mazak tha ya badnaseebi hamari,

Uski do baaton ko chaahat samajh baite.

Aaye the zindagi me wo bahar banke

Chha gaye the hum par wo karar banke

Par de sake na sakun is DIL ko kabhi

Yaadon me hamare ghulte gaye wo zehar banke

EK BEWAFA KE JAKHMO PAR….

MARHAM LAGANE HUM GAYE….

MARHAM KI KASAM MARHAM NA MILA……

MAR HAM GAYE……

Yun to zindagi meri badi hasin thi,

meri har khwaish rab ne mere naseeb ki,

par kuchh apno ne ki aisi kaarguzaari,

aur meri haseen zindagi ko khaak mein mila daali.

Jhuki jhuki palkein hain,

chehere pe kitna noor hai,

zaalim ki saadgi mein bhi,

dekho yaaron kitna guroor hai.

Toote Hue Phool Khushboo De Jaate Hain

Beete Hue Pal Yaadein De Jaate Hain

Koi Pyar Mein Dosti

Toh Koi Dosti Mein Pyar De Jaate Hai

unki nafrat badti gai

hamari mohabat badti gai

wo kahi ke na rahe

hum khuda ban gaye

Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,

Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,

Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.

N, A, M, A, S, K, A, A, R

Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,

Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,

Swarg me how to Apsara bhejo,

Agar narak me how to,

Enjoy urself.

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U Very Much

Believe Me

I Really Like U

Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-”PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI”

Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?

S=Sab Ko

M=Mohabbat Se

S=Satao

ye hein sms

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,

Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.

Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,

Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

Chandni raat thi,

nadi ka kinara tha,

Asman me taro ka nazara tha,

premi ne

pyar se

hole se

muskarate hue

premika se kaha.

“Darling.

BIDEE PIOGEE ?

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye

Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He

Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus

Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!

Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,

kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,

meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,

ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.

2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.

Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai….

Hilarious Hindi Shayari

Aap kis gum me bethe ho,

Mera ek kaam kar do na,

Meri julfo ko lehra kar,

Ju nikal do na !

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,

Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,

Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,

Gf is wisky, wife is risky,

Gf is rani, wife is paresani,

Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

Ghafal ko ye gaman hai k pathar na ae ga.

Zaaya na jayegi mehnat namaz ki,

Dono jahaan ki khair hai daulat namaz ki,

Dil me basalo dosto hasrat namaz ki,

Sajde me jaakar lootlo rehmat namaz ki…

Aye khuda teri shaan dekh raha hun

Bina satoon kay khara asmaan dekh raha hun

Teri jalwa giri hai jaga jaga

Teri ibadat say gafil yah jahan dekh raha hn

Salaam ka jawab dena,

Mareez ki Eeyadat karna,

Janaze ke Hamrah jana,

Dawat Khabul karna

Cheenk ka Jawab dena

Nawaza jo kuch bhi mere Khuda ne mujhe,

Peechey waseela mere sarkaar ka hai,

Gaye jo aap “Sidratul-Muntaha” se bhi agey,

Rutbaa kitna ooncha mere sarkaar ka hai,

Ghulami-e-Rasool mein baha de gaye lahuu bhi apna,

Mera jism, Meri rooh, Sabhi mere sarkaar ka hai..

Jayse Chand saja hai Taaron se,

Youn Bazam Teri tarah Yaaron se,

Siddiq o Umar, Usman o Ali,

Mujko pyaar hai Tere Pyaaron se.

Bazaar se guzar raha hoon,

Khareedar naheen hoon mein,

Dunya se guzar raha hoon,

Talabgaar naheen hoon mein

Dunia Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala RASOOL Ka,

Ye Sari Kainaat Hai Sadqa RASOOL Ka,

Khushboo Gulab Hai Pasina RASOOL Ka,

AapKo Mubarak Ho Mahina RASOOL Ka..

Daikh kar bhi tere jalwe nahin daikhe jate,

Wohi pabandie adaab e nazar hai k jo thi.

Na Wo Chhamchhamati Barish

Na Koi Khushi De Raha Hai

Kya Teri Badli Tujhse Khafa Ho Gayi

Ya Tu Kahi Aur Dillagi Kar Raha Hai

kudrat kya kahti hai kaise

kahti hai kyun kahti hai

ye to uparvale ki awaaz hai

jo hamesha kayam rahti hai

ye ek sada hai jo har

dil me palti hai

ye ek ada hai jo har

dil ki sunti hai

kahin nadi ka kal kal pani to kahin

dhandhi meethi pawan

kahin sunhari shaam ka

manzar aaftab ka mamnoon andaaz

Azaad panchhi hoon

aazadi pasand karti hoon

Na kesi ko qaid rakhti hoon

na kesi ki qaid mein rehti hoon

Na kisi ke samne jhukte hain

Na kisi pe zulam karte hain

Zindagi se mohabaat karte hain

Zinda dili se jeete hain

Chandni se chamakti is raat mein

ek khushboo si hai har baat mein

hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale

Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein

paas aake bhi kyu hain duriya

koi pyasa hai kyu barsat mein

Tufano se takkar lene walay

mojo se ghabratay nahi,

Apni kismat khud badalne walay

dosron se bheek mangtay nahi.

jhoomti hui hawa ya

madhham madham saba

kahte hain darakht suno

mahka mahka sama

kahin pahadon ke beech gaanv koi

to kahin gaanvon ka pahaad

kahin parwaton ke saaye

me sooraj ki parchhayiyun ka bhaav

kudrat ek shayri hai jise

Khuda roz likhta hai

kudrat ek aashiqui hai jisme

Khudaai ka ehsaas palta hai

mithaas iski mahsoos karen to

madhoshi roshni bhi sharma jaye

ye ek sada hai jo khumari se

uthti hai khwaab me khoti hai

dharti gagan hawa pawan ye

sab prakrati ke phool hain

inke ehsaas hi gulon ki

khushbu aur gulshan ka usool hain

rest of your life with somebody,

You want the rest of ur life to start as soon as possible.

Congradulations on ur engagement…

A future filled with happiness ,

a special wish 4 you

Dayz filled with joy and

happiness & all ur dreams come true…

Congratulation,

Here’s wishing you lots of wonderful

Moments of togetherness…

Now and always.

Happy Engagement

Happy Engagement and May your

engagement be Blessed with love,

joy And companionship

For all the years of your lives!

Dance like no one is watching

Sing like no one is listening

Love like you’ve never been hurt

Live like it’s Heaven on Earth

A dream that is dreamed by two

Will always come true.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other

But in looking together in the same direction.

As you both look forward to the day that you are wed,

May your love be a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.

Happy Engagement

On your Engagement

My warm wishes for a lifetime

Of joy and togetherness.

Engagement is the time between

Being two and one.

It moves so fast the mountains shift

Before the survey is done.

Congratulation,

Here’s wishing you lots of wonderful

moments of togetherness now and alwayz.

Happy Engagement…

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,

A church filled with family and friends.

I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,

He said one that would make me his wife.

mur ke na dekh beete hue pal

jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,

jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal

dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna

kisike dil ko lag jaye woh baat na kehna

milte hain hamare jaise log bahut kam

isliye hamse kabhi alvida (Goodbye) naa kehna

na chaho kisiko itna ki

chahat aapki majburi ban jaye

chaho kisiko itna ki

aapka pyaar uske liye majburi ban jaye

But then that faithful day came

The day you came to my life

I knew you were the perfect one

I will marry and be my wife

Now that were together

We will never be apart

Cause you picked up the pieces

Of my broken heart

The faithful day I will never forget

Is the day that still stays true

A day is very special to me

The day I found you!

vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai

khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai

pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai

phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai

one day god ask me “how long do u

need ur love along with u?”

i just cried & dropped a tear into

an ocean and told ‘until u find this’!!

My heart was broken

Many times before

But I never stoped

So it broke some more

Everytime I try to love

My heart was up high

But it always break somehow

Whenever somebody says goobye

All Heart Aches And Heart Breaks!

Admit To Yourself That You Have Done Wrong And Say Sorry.

It Does Not Only Touches The Heart But

Also Touches The Soul. It’s The Greatest Thing To Do

That Will Give You The Greatest Feeling To Enjoy.

I’m Sorry May Not Mean That Much To You,

But It Means A Lifetime Of Our

Relationship To Me ! Please Forgive Me ?

Begano Se Dosti Ki Gunjais Nahi Hoti,

Mout Ke Badh Koi Khavaish Nahi Hoti.

Saayad Koi Pyaar Bhara Dil Tuta Hoga,

Warna November Ke Mahine Mein Barish Nahi Hoti.

I Am Sorry!!!

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive

If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant

I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way

I’m Sorry For Hurting You

Know I’ve Hurt U…

I Didn’t Mean To.

I Am Soooooooooo Sorry…

Please Forgive Me!

Sorry Is A Gud Weapons For Some People..

Jaan Bujh Kar Galtiaan Karo,

N After That Just Say Sorry..

But Actually People Don’t Know The Deep Meaning Of Sorry….!!

If I Have Ever Done A Mistake,

4give Me Thinking That It Was A Mistake…

And Dont Ever 4get Me Even By A Mistake….

Be The First One To Say Sorry

When The Other Person Seems

To Be Hurt Bcoz Of U & Be The

1st One To Forgive If A Person Says Sorry To U!

A Good Apology Has 3 Parts -

1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s My Fault..

3) How Do I Make It Right? Well.. Unfortunately,

A Lot Of People Usually Miss The 3rd Part..

Sorry Is Not Just A Word To Say…

Its A Expression To Express For A

Unfortunate Event That Experienced….

How Can I Begin To Say I`M Sorry.

I Didn’t Mean To Upset You.

I Hope That You Can Forgive Me.I’m Sorry.

Par Asin Beyiman Nahi.

Asin Sab Nu Apna Bnaunde Han,

Sochida Koi Nafa Nuksan Nahi

Sanu Tikhe Teer Kehan Da Ki Fayda,

Jad sade Kol Kamaan Nahi Iko Shaunk E,

Torh Nal Jeon Da Koi Sade Vich Gumaan Nahi

Chad Jaiye Aukhe Vele Kise Nu,

Main Ena Matlabi Insaan Nahi.

Matlabi hain bohut yahan,

Kisi aise say na dil lagana,

Jin ka badley dil aise jaise,

Kisi mausam ka badal jaana,

Roz sunayengay phir woh,

Koi aur naya bahana,

Naye dastaan yeh nahi,

Varhson ka hai yehi fasaana.

Har Saans Jeene Ke Lie Bani Hai

Har Dhadkan Me Khudaai Hi Khili Hai

Shikwe Shikayat Karen Bhi To Kisse Karen

Hume Apne Aayine Ki Bhi To Padi Hai

Gile Kahne Se Bhi Aakhir Kya Milega

Har Ghadi Khuda Ke Mutabik Chal Rahi Hai

Phool Hai Zindagi Ek…

Jinki Dosti mein hum deewane ho gaye,

Woh hum se hi begane ho gaye,

Shayad unhe talaash hai abh naye Dost ki,

Kyunki unki nazar mein hum poorane ho gaye.

Zindagi Hai Khilona Har Koi Khel Ke Chala Jata Hai

Kyun Mere Dil Ko Ye Zamana Na Samaj Pata Hai

Dekho Aaj Gadi Ajmaish Ki Aai Hai

Duniya Lagne Lagi Kyun Ye Parai Hai

Maine Mangi Khushi Jab Bhi Rab Se Tab

Deke Khawab, Gum-E-Mehfil Dikhai Hai

Kya Karun Main Gila Zamane Se Koi Bhi

Jab Mere Apno Ne Mujhse Ki Bewaffai Hai

Aaj Mar Jane Ko Karta Hai Ye Dil-E-Nadan

Kyun Lagta Isse Har Koi Yahan Harjai Hai

Matlabi Hai Ye Duniya Nahi Koi Bhi Apna

Chodhde Isse Sandhaya Dil Se Awaj Aai Hai

Kuch Nahi Kehta Yeh Dil Chupchaap Sa Rehta Hai,

Dard-E-Dil Itna Hai Ki Har Pal Ashq Behta Hai,

Dekhta Hun Jab Bhi Kisi Toote Huye Taare Ko,

Na Jaane Kyun Wo Kuch Keh Raha Sa Lagta Hai,

Yeh Duniya Kyun Itni Matlabi Ban Chuki Hai,

Rishto Se Jyada Ab Paise Pe Kyun Tiki Hai,

Har Ek Saks Dil Ko Seeshe Ki Tarah Pehle Todta Hai,

Jaroorat Padti Hai To Phir Kyun Ise Jodta Hai….

Badi Matlabi Duniya Hai Dost

Thodi Si Jeb Kya Dhilee Ho Gayi

Hum Se Rista Hi Tod Liya

Aur Jaate Jaate Wo iya Keh Gayi

Mohabbat Mujhey Un Jawano Se Hai

Jo Khatey Peetey Gharano Se Hain

tor ke khawab mere

woh apni duniya basane chale

mere gam ke saaye main

woh apni khushiyan manane chale

iss dil ko tor kar

kahi aur dil lagane chale

bhuja ke woh duniya mere

apni shama jalane chale

Dekh Lo Khwab Magar Khwab Ka Charcha Na Karo.

Log Jal Jayenge Sooraj Ki Tamanna Na Karo.

Waqt Ka Kya Hai Kisi Pal Bhi Badal Sakata Hai.

Ho Sake Tum Se To Tum Mujh Pe Bharosa Na Karo

Ajanabi Lagane Lage Khud Tumhen Apana Hi Wajood. Apane Din Raat…

Godmothers aren’t fairies in a tale,

Offering a world that cannot be.

Demand of them glass slippers and they fail,

More likely to do favors naturally.

On them you can depend for a relation:

They offer gifts and guidance with a kiss.

In Jazbaaton Ki Tauheen Hai,

Dil Par Ashk Hai Zaaya Karna,

Ki Yeh Dard Ka Shaukeen Hai.

Zindagi Hai Khilona Har Koi Khel Ke Chala Jata Hai

Kyun Mere Dil Ko Ye Zamana Na Samaj Pata Hai

Dekho Aaj Gadi Ajmaish Ki Aai Hai

Duniya Lagne Lagi Kyun Ye Parai Hai

Maine Mangi Khushi Jab Bhi Rab Se Tab

Deke Khawab, Gum-E-Mehfil Dikhai Hai

Kya Karun Main Gila Zamane Se Koi Bhi

Jab Mere Apno Ne Mujhse Ki Bewaffai Hai

Aaj Mar Jane Ko Karta Hai Ye Dil-E-Nadan

Kyun Lagta Isse Har Koi Yahan Harjai Hai

Matlabi Hai Ye Duniya Nahi Koi Bhi Apna

Chodhde Isse Sandhaya Dil Se Awaj Aai Hai

Kuch Nahi Kehta Yeh Dil Chupchaap Sa Rehta Hai,

Dard-E-Dil Itna Hai Ki Har Pal Ashq Behta Hai,

Dekhta Hun Jab Bhi Kisi Toote Huye Taare Ko,

Na Jaane Kyun Wo Kuch Keh Raha Sa Lagta Hai,

Yeh Duniya Kyun Itni Matlabi Ban Chuki Hai,

Rishto Se Jyada Ab Paise Pe Kyun Tiki Hai,

Har Ek Saks Dil Ko Seeshe Ki Tarah Pehle Todta Hai,

Jaroorat Padti Hai To Phir Kyun Ise Jodta Hai….

Badi Matlabi Duniya Hai Dost

Thodi Si Jeb Kya Dhilee Ho Gayi

Hum Se Rista Hi Tod Liya

Aur Jaate Jaate Wo iya Keh Gayi

Mohabbat Mujhey Un Jawano Se Hai

Jo Khatey Peetey Gharano Se Hain

Badi Matlabi Duniya Hai Dost

Thodi Si Jeb Kya Dhilee Ho Gayi

Hum Se Rista Hi Tod Liya

Aur Jaate Jaate Wo iya Keh Gayi

Mohabbat Mujhey Un Jawano Se Hai

Jo Khatey Peetey Gharano Se Hain

tor ke khawab mere

woh apni duniya basane chale

mere gam ke saaye main

woh apni khushiyan manane chale

iss dil ko tor kar

kahi aur dil lagane chale

bhuja ke woh duniya mere

apni shama jalane chale

Kitni khud garz mat labi duniya,

Yaar pese ki? Malik teri duniya..!

Pyaar ensaniyat sharafat ko,

Dauu par sab laga rahi duniya..!

Har taraf bhid he? Sab akele hei,

Bhuk se mar rahi teri duniya..!

Paise walon ke dil bane patthar,

Khak ye chan ti teri duniya..!

Tu bhi soya he aesaa lag taa he,

Kitna tujh ko pukaar ti duniya..!

Mere malik duaa tu karle qabul,

Aaj jo mang ti teri duniya????