Funny Jokes Shayari – Funny Shayari Jokes In Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 13-04-2012

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar

subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…

tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

 

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…

moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

 

Jise koyal samjhe,

woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

ek jaam mohabat ke naam.

Ek jaam wafa k naam,

puri botal bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko

dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”

“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho…..

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho…..

Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho…..

Kisi ne sikhaya hai… ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??

 

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!!

 

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua

to rab se sikayat hogi….

Ek to jehlla nahi jata

dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

 

Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

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