Funny Shayari in English – Jokes English Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in English Shayari | Posted on 09-04-2012

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye Hum Izhar Karne Me Thode Dhile Ho Gaye Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye.

 

us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

 

Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Yeh To Unke Bachche Hee Kaminey Hain Jo Mama-Mama Kehke Bulaate Hain

 

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kya Jaane

 

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.

 

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirch’ hai.

 

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai…

 

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki…. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

 

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

 

Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

 

SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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