Funny Shayari In Hindi – Shayari Jokes In Hindi

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 07-05-2012

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,

Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,

Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,

Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.

 

 

N, A, M, A, S, K, A, A, R

Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,

Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,

Swarg me how to Apsara bhejo,

Agar narak me how to,

Enjoy urself.

 

 

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U

I Like U Very Much

Believe Me

I Really Like U

Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-”PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI”

 

 

Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?

S=Sab Ko

M=Mohabbat Se

S=Satao

ye hein sms

 

 

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,

Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.

Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,

Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

 

 

Chandni raat thi,

nadi ka kinara tha,

Asman me taro ka nazara tha,

premi ne

pyar se

hole se

muskarate hue

premika se kaha.

“Darling.

BIDEE PIOGEE ?

 

 

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..

Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

 

 

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

 

 

Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye

Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He

Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus

Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!

 

 

Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,

kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,

meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,

ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.

 

 

2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.

Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai….

 

 

Hilarious Hindi Shayari

Aap kis gum me bethe ho,

Mera ek kaam kar do na,

Meri julfo ko lehra kar,

Ju nikal do na !

 

 

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,

Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

 

 

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,

Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,

Gf is wisky, wife is risky,

Gf is rani, wife is paresani,

Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

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