Funny Shayari in Marathi – Marathi Jokes Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Marathi Shayari | Posted on 10-04-2012

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat

Wahun jate sahwasache pani

Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto

Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

 

Priye

Tu mala havi aahes

Majya sobat

Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe

aikache aahet te

Premache teen shabda

me bill bharte ..

 

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,

rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna

rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan

mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!

 

Rang-gandhachya utsavat

Samil hou ya sarejan

Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun

Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.

Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

 

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich disnar naahi

Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail

Tevha tu majhya kade ye

Me tula

Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

 

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave

na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet

grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet

na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

 

Sakali hastes

Dupari hastes

Sandhyakali hastes

Ratri hastes

Gharat hastes

Rastyat hastes

Yetana baghun hastes

Jatana baghun hastes

Tila kay vaatte

Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

 

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.

Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi

Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

 

lal pivli kombadi

tiche tiche karde karde paii

barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na

tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

 

Shant niwant shishir sarala.

Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.

Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.

“Nutaan Varshabhinandan

 

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe

majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt

Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt

Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

 

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,

Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,

Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,

Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

 

Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.

T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar

T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

 

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…

Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…

Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

 

Priyee

Me phule magitlee

Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas

Mayn dagad magitlaa

Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis

Mayn morpis magitlee

Tu mala mor dilas

bahiree aahes kee key ?

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