Funny Shayari in Punjabi – Punjabi Comedy Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Punjabi Shayari | Posted on 07-04-2012

Kuch tey perday daari rakh,

pawain pyar bazaari rukh,

phone tey tu kerna nahi,

meri janiya miss calan tey mari rukh.

 

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

 

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

 

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

hor ki dua manga rabb to,

tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

 

Padna-likhna chad pare,

Nakal te rakh aas,

chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,

Rabb karuga paas!!!

 

Ni tu challi gayi England,

baja ke yaara da Band,

tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,

India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

 

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

 

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,

Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,

te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

 

Tu kehnde pyaar na vishvaas da hai

mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,

mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,

mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

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