Funny Shayari in Urdu – Funny Urdu Poetry

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Posted by admin | Posted in Urdu Shayri | Posted on 08-04-2012

Na chahat hai sitaron ki,

Na tamana hay nazaroon ki,

Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

 

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar

ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1

ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan

dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

 

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare,

raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare.

mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,

dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

 

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,

Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,

Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki

ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..

ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

 

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..

ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,

jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA

phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

 

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM ,

sabse smart koun: TUM

sabse storng koun: TUM

in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM

lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

 

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho,

wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho,

aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

 

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se!

Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye!

uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

 

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?

kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya?

bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

 

Pagal hai maann sanam

dewana toh hai mann sanam

aawaz hai baki sanam

aghaz hai tumhara sanam

aur kya kahu zinda hu sirf tumhare liye sanam

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