Funny Shayari Jokes – Funny Shayari Collection

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

 

kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi

hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge,

mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi,

ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,

Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”

“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,

Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar

subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 

tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein

aansoo achche nahin lagte

chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but

kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

ek jaam mohabat ke naam.

Ek jaam wafa k naam,

puri botal bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura theka doston ke naam

 

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,

honto par lali ati hai.

By god tere bharibharkam

sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 

Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,

Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night ,

Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight ,

Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White ,

Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,

exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

 

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,

dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,

aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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