Funny Shayari on Girls – Funny Shayari On Love

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 11-04-2012

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe

nazren jamaye baithe the paas

jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.

 

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki

qabar par, Sadqay jaoon

tumhari Patli Kamar par.

 

Bigadi Hui Zindgi Ki Bus Itni Si Kahani HAi.

Kuch To Hum Bachpan Se Kameene The Or,

Kuch Aap Jese Dosto Ki Meharbani Hay !

 

ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,

jane ki saja paoge,

ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,

jane ki saja paoge,

aage rasta Khuda hua hai,

U turn marke wapas aaoge !

 

Arj kiya hai,

yu na kisi k dil se khelo,

yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,

jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,

phone bechkar Radio hi lelo !

 

Ishq Kar Deta Hai Bekrar,

Bhar Deta Hai Pathar K Dil Mein Pyaar,

Har 1 Ko Nahi Milti Zindagi Ki Ye Bahar,

Kyunki Ishq Ka Dusra Naam Hai Intezar !

 

Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate,

Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate,

Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote,

Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate !

 

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me !

 

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein,

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane !

 

If you need advice, text me…

If you need a friend, call me…

If you need me, come to me…

If you need money… ………..

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Qayamat K Din Jab

Farishtoon Ne Sub Se Kaha K

Apney Apney Gunah Paper Per Likho,

Tu Jab Sub Ne Apney Gunah Likh Liey

Tu Achanak Tumhari Awaz Aayi …………., Supliment Plz

 

Kaaash ke tere chehre par

Chickenpox ke daag hote…..

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke

daag hote….. Chand to tu hai hi ..

sitaare bhee saaath hote

 

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,

hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se

hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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