Funny Shayari on Life – Inspirational Shayari On Life

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 13-04-2012

Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile.

Aur jo mujhe mail nahin karte hain,

Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se, BAHAN jaisa pyaar mile.

 

“yun toh meri maiyyat mein shaamil yeh zamana hoga,

par karne rawana mujhe tujhe bhi aana hoga,

kar jayega shirkat agar wahan tu `sufi`,

toh mere jaana mera aakhiri safar bhi sufiana hoga”

 

Pagal hai maann sanam

dewana toh hai mann sanam

aawaz hai baki sanam

aghaz hai tumhara sanam

aur kya kahu zinda hu sirf tumhare liye sanam

 

Tujhe Chahkar aisa lag raha hai ki

Apni zindagi ka majak bana baitha hu,

teri yaad me ye haal hai mera ki,

nind me bhi jagta rahta hun..

 

 

Phone K Rishte B Ajib Hote Hai.

Balance Rakhkar B Log Garib Hote h,

Khud To Msg krte Nhi Hai,

Muft K Msg Padhne K Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai.?

 

Tao Arz KiYa Hai,

Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,

Wah wah

Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se

Are Wah wah!

Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

 

Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai

Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai

Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein

Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

 

Mahobbat karle, karle

Jawani bar bar nahi aati,

Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai,

Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.

 

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,

Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,

Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

 

Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,

Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,

Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro,

Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.

 

5.4 jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,

Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.

 

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,

Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,

Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,

To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

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