Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari | Posted on 13-04-2012
A man who muttered a few words
in the church, found himself married.
A year later he muttered something
in his sleep and found himself divorced!
A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he does’nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that
she won’t change and she does.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.
“She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U’re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U’re Right, Shut Up…):
Tapo Slanto Said :Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki
Zindagi Aur Shadishoda Ki 50
Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay….?????
Yaken Nahe Ata Tu Aazma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken…..
A lady calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache.
//After 10 years//
Now she has 3 children.
& if someone swallow the coin then she said,chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi……!!!!!!!
A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds:
“Husband wanted”. Next day she received hundreds of letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
A happy marriage is a matter
of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.