Funny Shayari SMS – Funny Jokes Shayari SMS

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 11-04-2012

Najre jhuki to paimane bane,

Dil tute to maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke diwane bane…

 

Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, dost jhakaas ho tum…

 

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

Yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,

Don! O mein farakh sirf itna hai,

Lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

 

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,

Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,

Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,

Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

 

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,

Yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,

Pade bhi to kya pade

Yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

 

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Upar likha hai most wanted

Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

 

Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

Humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

Hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

Issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

 

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

Free sms ki scheme me.

 

Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah,

Tahe-dil se humne ye paigaam bheja hai

Good morning

 

Apple kat’ta ho knife se

Pani pita ho pipe se

Kiya zamana agaya hai

Jutai khata ho tum wife se

 

Ishq me dekh tera kya haal ho gaya,

Badan se badbu maar rahi hai,

Tujhe nahaye hue zamana ho gaya.

 

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

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