Haryanvi Shayari – Free Haryanvi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 11-04-2012

Shayari le raha ho te is thread pe chep diyo….ek meri teraf se…

Humne kii e te pyar koni….

Kii e ne hum te pyar Koni….

Mharii Jindgi to isii hogi….

Janoo bhaisaa ki khor mai Nyar Koni….:D

 

Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.

Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur’

aage jakke sajje ne.”Babu bolya,

“Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, “Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?”

 

“-Sir ji maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gi….”

costumer care:-“To me kya karu?'”……Haryanvi:-”

Re tu mannne bas yo bata ki roaming to na lagegi……:-0

 

Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai ,

Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai ,

Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Aansu ,

Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har Koi Kyu Iska Diwana Hai

 

Tane bhi merte pyar konya

Usne bhi merte pyar konya

Mhaari jindagi to isi hori hai

Jukar bhains ki khor me nyaar konya..

 

“Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?”

Doosra bolya, ” Tanne kyunkar bera patya?”

Pehley alla bolya,

“Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li!

Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?

 

teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re… (you were absent yesterday)

student: kutio khaygio… (dog bite me.)

teacher: dikha. (to legs)

student: dekho… (please)

teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)

student: kutio “BOKLHO” ho. (dog has no teeths)

 

Subah sham thari ghani yaad aawe se,

Sari raat manne jagawe se,

Karne ko kar lu call tanne,

Per customer care ki wa chori bar bar balance low batawe se!

 

Subah sham thari ghani yaad aawe se,

Sari raat manne jagawe se,

Karne ko kar lu call tanne,

Per customer care ki wa chori bar bar balance low batawe se!

 

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha

bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein

jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,

“Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?”

Seth bolya, “Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main

uthunga to pher ke hovega.”

 

Haryanvi calls costomer care

“-Sir ji maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gi….”

costumer care:-“To me kya karu?'”……

Haryanvi:-“Re tu mannne bas yo bata ki

roaming to na lagegi*****veer*****

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