Hindi Shayari Jokes – Funny Hindi Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari, Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Every body wants:

sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,

sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,

sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,

tabhi to mein kahon

sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

 

Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.

Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,

Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…

 

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai

is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

 

SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai

lekin dil ghabrata hai

kyunke balance jata hai

lekin asal maza tab aaata hai

jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

 

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,

Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,

Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…

 

Dear customer,

u r not using your sms service properly.

your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.

to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

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