Jokes Shayari in English – Free Funny English Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in English Shayari | Posted on 09-04-2012

A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen,

1 day they kissed each other,

Next day the Pig died of

Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu

“AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..”

 

Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota

kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota

ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai

varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota

 

College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya,

Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?

Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai.

 

Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya, Sindhi niche pahuncha to coin nahi mila !

kyu ?

kyu ki

Coin se pehle,

Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!

 

Government bolti hai ”PANI” bachao, Abishek bolta hai ”PAPER” bachao,

ab bolo sala aadmi subah subah kya kare? Pani bachaye ya paper.

 

3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi,

agar

…..

Karina bhi kahti,

“Jahapanah tusi great ho TOHFA kabul karo.”

Judge- Can u tell me the place where this man raped your wife?

Santa Lifted his wife’s sari then pulled Down her panty and said- ETHYE MY LORD ETHYE!

 

Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi

jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone

kar k batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha

ki ek langda bhag raha tha

Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.

 

Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai

Kya khilate ho?

Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.

 

LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP- “Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge”

SHOPKEEPER SMILING-“Ha kar lunga”

GIRL- “To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge.”

 

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo

Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,

Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,

Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo…

 

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,

Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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