Jokes Shayari SMS – Funny Shayari Sms

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Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 12-04-2012

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Aur chillake bole…..

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

 

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

 

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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