Posted by admin | Posted in Love Shayari | Posted on 13-04-2012
Marriage is the
process of finding out
what kind of man your
wife would have preferred.
A wife asked her husband:
“What do you like most in me
my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe
and replied: “I like your sense of humor.
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:
Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,
intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife,
sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife,
but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks! but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because I can’t bear such excitement