Posted by admin | Posted in Hindi Shayari | Posted on 28-04-2012
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”.
Next day she received hundreds of letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.
“She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A man who muttered a few words in the church,
found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in
his sleep and found himself divorced!
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that
she won’t change and she does.