Romantic Shayari for Wife – Funny Shayari SMS

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Posted by admin | Posted in Romantic Shayari | Posted on 15-04-2012

Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement

 

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,

intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

 

Aik aurat jannat kai Farishtay sai boli:

Mera nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta Bola: Nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

 

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

 

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife-Koun Thi Wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

 

Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?

Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?

Lawyer: And why did that upset you?

Witness: My name is Susan.

 

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife: Thanks! but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 

A wife asked her husband:

“What do you like most in me my

pretty face or my sexy body?”

He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

“I like your sense of humor.

 

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

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