Santa Banta Shayari – Santabanta Funny Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Comedy Shayari, Funny Shayari | Posted on 01-05-2012

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;

Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!

 

Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,

Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!

 

“Umar ki Raah Mein Insaan Badal jaatein Hain,

Waqt ki aandhi mein tufaan badal jaatein hain,

Kasoor mera nahi , AE parda Nashien !!

Husn ko Dekhkar Imaan badal Jatein hain.”

 

Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,

Gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,

Tum aajao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri,

Shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai.

 

Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;

Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;

Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;

Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;

Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!

 

Ye Waqt Nahin Hai Rone Ka,

Ye Waqt Hai Bacha Hone Ka,

Uss Waqt Kyun Nahin Royi Thi,

Jab Chipak Ke Mujhse Soyee Thi,

Aab Jo Kiya Hai Wo Bharo,

Tab To Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo!

 

Na Teer Na Talwaar,

Agar Mujhse Hai Pyaar,

To Khol Apni Salwaar,

Mera Shastra Hai Taiyaar,

Houngaa Tujhpe Sawaar,

Jaldi Se Apni Chadhi Utaar,

Teri Bharni Hai Daraar!

 

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;

Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!

 

Dosti to sirf eak ittephak hai,

Ye to dilo ki mulaqat hai

Dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,

Aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.

 

Gum ki aanch per anshun ubal kar dekho,

rang ban jaynge kisi per dal kar dekho,

Tumhare seene ki jalan cum hogi jaroor,

kisi ke pawon se kanta nikal kar dekho.

 

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