Shayari Jokes SMS – Funny Shayari Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

 

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan….

 

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Aur chillake bole…..

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai. jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

 

Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo

Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

 

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan….

 

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Woh hamari gali me aaye…

Aur chillake bole…..

Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai…

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