Shayari Jokes – Shero Shayari Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Shayari Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2012

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,

Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mei dubo diya,

Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,

Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya…

 

Khush nasib hote hai badal,

Jo dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Aur ek badnasib hum hai,

Jo ek hi duniya mei rehkar bhi,

Milne ko taraste hai…

 

Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.

Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,

Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…

 

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,

namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai

is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

 

SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai

lekin dil ghabrata hai

kyunke balance jata hai

lekin asal maza tab aaata hai

jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

 

Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai

ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.

jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.

aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

Every body wants:

sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,

sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,

sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,

tabhi to mein kahon

sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

 

Main aur tum,

tum aur main,

yani hum dono,

aaj raat ko,

ek baje k baad,

akele main,

chup k se,

bistar pe late k,

ek dosre ko,

SmS karain gey.

 

Dear customer,

u r not using your sms service properly.

your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.

to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender

 

When i don’t get your sms

a little pain in my heart

a small tear in my eyes and

sadness falls on my face.

what is this?

it’s nothing

“Just Dramabazi.”

 

Na dil mei basakar bhulaya karte hai,

Na hasakar rulaya karte hai,

Kabhi mehsoos kar k dekh lena,

Hum jaise toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai…

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