Wishes Shayari – Birthday Wishes Shayari

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Shayari, Hindi Shayari | Posted on 29-04-2012

Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya,

Sindhi niche pahuncha to coin nahi mila !

kyu ?

kyu ki

Coin se pehle,

Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!

 

Government bolti hai ”PANI” bachao,

Abishek bolta hai ”PAPER” bachao,

ab bolo sala aadmi subah subah kya kare?

Pani bachaye ya paper.

 

Jo asani se mile wo hai gum,

jo mushkil se mile wo hai Paisa,

jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai Pyaar,

jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

 

Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi

jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone kar k

batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha ki ek langda bhag raha tha

Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.

 

A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen,

1 day they kissed each other,

Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu

“AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..”

 

Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota

kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota

ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai

varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota

 

Har Waqt Kam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo

Kabhi Hamari Yad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,

Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,

Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo.

 

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,

Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,

Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

 

College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya,

Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?

Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai.

 

Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai

Kya khilate ho?

Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.

 

LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP- “Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge”

SHOPKEEPER SMILING-“Ha kar lunga”

GIRL- “To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge.”

 

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