Funny Shayari on Shaadi – Free Funny Shayari


Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Hindi Shayari | Posted on 13-04-2012

Some people ask the

secret of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a

restaurant two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner,

soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


Only true friends stand

by u during bad times.

I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â


Man at medical store:I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows

his marriage certificate . . . Chemist:

Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.


A good marriage would be between

a Blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne


Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.


Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?

E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?


Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,

Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana

Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,

Muskurate huye kehna ki..

Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.

Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,

Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,

I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..


Aaj bagh mein kali hai,

Kal gualab hoga,

Jo tujh se shaadi karega,

uska dimaag kharab hoga.


First marriage is the

triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the

triumph of hope over experience


Marriage is like going to a

restaurant your choice from the menu,

And then look at neighbourin

table n wish you”d ordered that…..


It’s funny when people


It’s like asking someone,

if suicide is better or being murdered

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