Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Shayari, Sher O Shayari | Posted on 17-04-2012
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey
mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey
mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch
hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe
main mangta hoon tu dati nahi jawab meri baat ka..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbat ka kyun keti ho bar bar dalo
baloo main phool gulab ka?..
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki
kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye…
Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki
examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….
kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi
hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge,
mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi,
ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”
“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.
E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..
tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein
aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but
kabhi sachche nahin lagte
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
“yun toh meri maiyyat mein shaamil yeh zamana hoga,
par karne rawana mujhe tujhe bhi aana hoga,
kar jayega shirkat agar wahan tu `sufi`,
toh mere jaana mera aakhiri safar bhi sufiana hoga”
Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki
naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,
Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga,
Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni,
Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai,
tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain.
Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat
karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa k naam,
puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam
Gori Paan mat khaya karo,
honto par lali ati hai.
Gori Paan mat khaya karo,
honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam
sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.