Posted by admin | Posted in English Shayari | Posted on 09-04-2012
A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen,
1 day they kissed each other,
Next day the Pig died of
Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu
“AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..”
Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai
varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota
College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya,
Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?
Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai.
Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya, Sindhi niche pahuncha to coin nahi mila !
kyu ?
kyu ki
Coin se pehle,
Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!
Government bolti hai ”PANI” bachao, Abishek bolta hai ”PAPER” bachao,
ab bolo sala aadmi subah subah kya kare? Pani bachaye ya paper.
3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi,
…
agar
…..
Karina bhi kahti,
“Jahapanah tusi great ho TOHFA kabul karo.”
Judge- Can u tell me the place where this man raped your wife?
Santa Lifted his wife’s sari then pulled Down her panty and said- ETHYE MY LORD ETHYE!
Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi
jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone
kar k batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha
ki ek langda bhag raha tha
Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.
Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai
Kya khilate ho?
Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.
LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP- “Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge”
SHOPKEEPER SMILING-“Ha kar lunga”
GIRL- “To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge.”
Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo
Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,
Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,
Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo…
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.